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I want to get a bus and drive around picking up kids on the first day of school.

When they get on, they’ll be like “Is this the school bus?”

I’ll look up cooly.
“No, this is the swag bus.”

A disco ball will drop from the ceiling. Everyone will put on sunglasses. The emergency hatches on the bus will release, and kids will hang their heads out of window shaking their heads to the beat of bad ska music.

We’re not going to school.

We’re going to cool.

Lmfao!!
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